Movie/TV scenes you WISH had SW

[LittleAlisa]

X-files and Supernatural lend themselves to SW elements

[Schadenfreude]

Back when my mom was still watching Grey's Anatomy (over ten years ago), there was a "what if" episode, "what if Meredith's mother wasn't diagnosed with Alzheimer's Disease and was still running the hospital with an iron fist". At one point, one of the characters (maybe Meredith) says "She makes us all feel SMALL.". Too bad they didn't actually show that. But it's Grey's Anatomy, not Ally McBeal.

[Schadenfreude]

X-files and Supernatural lend themselves to SW elements

From the UK:


VSW ("You're faerie dust, bitch!")

[ensmallen]

In the 1975 Italian film Grazie... Nonna, typical (read: frustrated) teenager Carletto learns the granddad he never knew about's passed away overseas and his granny's coming over to fulfill her late husband's last wishes. His father, wanting nothing to do with the old coot after the bastard left Carletto's real nonna for another woman decades ago, gets his son to grudgingly agree to meet his step-granny at the airport and get the "old bag" settled at a nice hotel while his family comes up with an excuse to send her back to South America.

What Carletto can't know is he's a character in an Italian sex comedy, so naturally he meets his step-granny and it turns out his gramps remarried and Marianna can't be much more than ten years older than Carletto. And happens to look exactly like Edwige Fenech, among the handful most gorgeous women alive at the time.

Not the greatest movie, and probably gets someone arrested if they try to make it today, but there's a scene where Carletto brings a bouquet of roses up to Marianna's hotel suite and walks in on her in the shower with the door open. Brushing it off as an innocent mistake, she asks him to hand over a bottle of bath oil and proceeds to rub herself all over with the bathroom door still open and Carletto standing there. "Italian sex comedy."

There HAS to be a reality where Carletto's a scientific prodigy instead of a horny loser and has a vial of Les Littlejohn Special ready for the occasion. Only comparable scene I remember's from Dumb and Dumber when the swimsuit models try to hire them as oil boys. Any others?

[Sdk3]

The 13th season of the horror anthology series American Horror Story will be a reprise / sequel to the third season - Coven - which centered around a group of witches. There was no SW content in the initial run, but maybe this season? You never know.

[Schadenfreude]

In the 1975 Italian film Grazie... Nonna, typical (read: frustrated) teenager Carletto learns the granddad he never knew about's passed away overseas and his granny's coming over to fulfill her late husband's last wishes. His father, wanting nothing to do with the old coot after the bastard left Carletto's real nonna for another woman decades ago, gets his son to grudgingly agree to meet his step-granny at the airport and get the "old bag" settled at a nice hotel while his family comes up with an excuse to send her back to South America.

What Carletto can't know is he's a character in an Italian sex comedy, so naturally he meets his step-granny and it turns out his gramps remarried and Marianna can't be much more than ten years older than Carletto. And happens to look exactly like Edwige Fenech, among the handful most gorgeous women alive at the time.

Not the greatest movie, and probably gets someone arrested if they try to make it today, but there's a scene where Carletto brings a bouquet of roses up to Marianna's hotel suite and walks in on her in the shower with the door open. Brushing it off as an innocent mistake, she asks him to hand over a bottle of bath oil and proceeds to rub herself all over with the bathroom door still open and Carletto standing there. "Italian sex comedy."

There HAS to be a reality where Carletto's a scientific prodigy instead of a horny loser and has a vial of Les Littlejohn Special ready for the occasion. Only comparable scene I remember's from Dumb and Dumber when the swimsuit models try to hire them as oil boys. Any others?

Have you seen Sally R's "Lisha's Massage"? ("Oh my Gawd, what a sweet little ass! This is going to be so much fun!")