Looking for a story I think was called "No Short Jokes"

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Looking for a story I think was called "No Short Jokes"

Post by The Grither » Thu Mar 05, 2026 1:20 am

I believe it was on the old Minimizer's forum, it was about a guy who found the formula to turn lead into gold but it was written so small someone had to be shrunk to read it. He convinces his girl friend to shrink for him. She shrinks in stages and at some point he goes into the hospital and she's trapped small for a while

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Re: Looking for a story I think was called "No Short Jokes"

Post by scidram » Sun Mar 15, 2026 9:17 pm

That's a blast from the past!

The story was written by an author named db_lou who used to post on Minimizer's SW Forum. I remember the story, but unfortunately, I don't have a copy of it.

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Re: Looking for a story I think was called "No Short Jokes"

Post by scidram » Mon Mar 16, 2026 1:17 am

The Grither wrote:
Thu Mar 05, 2026 1:20 am
I believe it was on the old Minimizer's forum, it was about a guy who found the formula to turn lead into gold but it was written so small someone had to be shrunk to read it. He convinces his girl friend to shrink for him. She shrinks in stages and at some point he goes into the hospital and she's trapped small for a while

Thanks in advance
A friend of mine came through and found the story! It's in my Google Drive at this LINK. Enjoy!

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Re: Looking for a story I think was called "No Short Jokes"

Post by The Grither » Tue Mar 17, 2026 7:01 pm

scidram wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2026 1:17 am
The Grither wrote:
Thu Mar 05, 2026 1:20 am
I believe it was on the old Minimizer's forum, it was about a guy who found the formula to turn lead into gold but it was written so small someone had to be shrunk to read it. He convinces his girl friend to shrink for him. She shrinks in stages and at some point he goes into the hospital and she's trapped small for a while

Thanks in advance
A friend of mine came through and found the story! It's in my Google Drive at this LINK. Enjoy!
Awesome! Thank you