She had been miniaturized in a lab accident at the university at which at teach. Her parents, big time donors to the university and who had been enjoying their "empty nest" lifestyle, demanded she stay at school and the administration make accommodations for her. She was in my Physics class and at first, she was put on the desk of another student, but her flirtatious conduct made keeping the classes attention impossible.
Finally, I had to move her my desk so I could keep the attention of the rest of the class, but now her conduct was directed at me, though I was able to ignore her for the most part.
One day at the end of the day, I was gathering up my stuff to go home when I noticed movement on the floor. I looked down and saw her standing on the floor, this time trying to play the little miss innocent role. Then she said, "I'm not getting this stuff with the other students all staring at me. Could you tutor me? Privately?"
I stepped over to where she was standing and instead of the usual putting my hand palm up on the floor so she could climb onto it, I wrapped my fingers around her, King Kong style, and picked her up. I carried her to my desk and put her in my briefcase. As I walked out of the school, I thought that I really shouldn't be doing this, but I was really up to my neck with her conduct in class and then I wondered if I still had that old hamster cage in the closet...........
