Throw something at the next poster

[Elana]

There are clearly not enough games going on here. So lets one more

The rules are fairly simple (like always with these things)
Throw things (people/animals/objects etc, fictional or real) at the next poster and respond to things thrown at you by the previous poster.

Example:

Poster 1
-throws apple at the next poster-
Poster 2
-eats the apple-
-throws a bomb at the next poster-
Poster 3
-catches the bomb and throws it to the next poster-
Poster 4
-is blown up-
-throws a Poke Ball at TNP-



With the rules out of the way lets get things get started.


Throws a shrink grenade at the next poster

[DocRick]

Catches the grenade, pulls the pin and throws it back at the poster.

[Elana]

get shrunken by the shrink grenade.

angrily throws a paper clip at the next poster

[Sumguy14]

Gets hit by the paperclip.

"Ack! Paperclips, my only weakness!"

Falls down and does a classic Shawn Michaels oversell.

Pulls out a water balloon full of shrinking formula and hurls it blindly at the next poster.

[gundam]

Uses umbrella to shield myself. Balloon pops on the umbrella.

Umbrella quicky shrinks to the size of a cocktail umbrella.

drops it into someone's cocktail drink

[Elana]

"Hey great free cocktail."
Drinks the cocktail and throws the glass over my shoulder (towards the next poster)

[Sumguy14]

Rolls out of the way of the tiny cocktail glass, gets back to my feet, and dusts myself off.

Grabs a pen and a sheet of paper, writes down an ancient incantation that will shrink anyone that speaks it out loud, folds the paper into an airplane, and throws it in a random direction with the expertise of someone who has never thrown a paper airplane in their life. (but it flies!)

[Eccentric Enthusiast]

i catch the paper and reads the incantation shrinking out of my clothes and scurrying naked on the floor, "I knew reading would be bad for me", throws a tantrum to everyone in the area

[Prof Sai]

Catches the tantrum, and sets it to music, throwing the result onto the internet.

[Eccentric Enthusiast]

I catch the music it's galvanise by the chemical brothers "nice!" i start dancing the robotnik dance from sonic 3 while tiny and naked on the floor, I throw this party into the next gear hehe

[Hand-Holder]

I receive the party and invite lots of friends to drink and dance and go wild, than we notice a sexy midget girl that almost got stumped, so to save her from harm, we throw her at the next Poster

[Eccentric Enthusiast]

i pull my pants and underwear open and catch her inside them, then let them snap shut leaving her to party in there with my giant willy and balls. I pick up another tiny cutie and throw her to another guest

[Prof Sai]

I absolutely do not fit in Eccentric Enthusiast's pants, so I grab his privates with my toes, and rip them off, flipping them into the air with one motion.

I then find something, anything, to wash my feet with.

[Sumguy14]

"yikes... party foul?" having witnessed what has transpired I pull out a wet-nap, tear it open and hand the wipe to Prof Sai.

After that I ball up the wrapper and toss it over my shoulder... I could have sworn there was a garbage can just behind me...

[Elana]

*gets hit by a wrapper*

What the....

*puts the wrapper into the garbage can and then angrily throws the garbage can in the direction I think the wrapper came from*

[Prof Sai]

::Thank's sumguy. ::

:: Puts the garbage can in a garbage truck and angrily throws the truck back in the direction it came from. ::

[Sumguy14]

I'm awed and impressed at seeing a garbage truck easily hurled away. (but do feel a little bad for the persons in it!)

I take a bag of candy out of my coat pocket, open it up and am about to eat a piece when I notice I grabbed my bag of "shrinkie bears" instead of my bag of "gummi bears". I plop the shrinkie bear back in the bag and then toss the bag carelessly in a random direction.

Pulling out my bag of gummi bears, I sigh with relief "that was a close one. Just one of those and I'd have been running around this party tiny and bare-assed... or would that have been bear-assed?"