World's first Shrunken-Women-Con

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After seeing my SW packaged and shipped off, I had an hour to kill before my flight back home so I take up the sheikh's nephew's offer to tour his uncle's private kitchen to see the retired SW's being put to use. Up to this point I'd imagined that the unsold, unuseable SW's would be working as kitchen maids, dishwashers, oven cleaners, or doing other menial tasks. Imagine my surprise when I was shown what particular tastes the sheikh and his immediate circle have cultivated over the past half century of their SW hobby!

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It looked like the chefs had a variety of recipes. Some SW's were glazed in Peking Duck sauce!

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And I was told that only the most skilled world class chefs can grill a SW to perfection while leaving the face completely untouched, something the sheikh absolutely demands.

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After a thorough tour of the kitchen, proudly shown off by the head chef, I asked what happened to the SW's that weren't immediately prepped for the grill. The chef smiled and led me to the huge freezer beyond the kitchen.



































There they were, the "leftovers" from yesterday's banquet. All wrapped in aluminum foil to prevent freezer burn and ready to be grilled up or loaded on the sheikh's numerous private jets and super yachts at a moment's notice. I left the kitchen to catch my flight with a strange memory of exotically spiced grilled meats from the previous night, and a pang that I didn't have one more of those alka-seltzer SW's to settle the bubbling of my stomach. I'm already thinking about how I can hustle an invitation to next year's SW-Con!

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Hurting or Killing minies is not my beach at all, but I think this board shines for it´s freedom, so I don´t condemn your work and the frozen have some original aesthetics...

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Hurting or Killing minies is not my beach at all, but I think this board shines for it´s freedom, so I don´t condemn your work and the frozen have some original aesthetics...

Thanks for your candid comment. I also am not an advocate of any lethal violence. My basic intent of this thread was to tell a story of what might be a realistic (if it can be that at all) global SW enthusiast network and how it operates. Like any organization in our modern economy, it would have to deal with the acquisition, distribution and later disposal of goods. This thread was my imagining of how that might happen if it was real.

Videos of this event are coming soon!

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That was what I would suggest, let´s watch it all in motion, and you just hinted it, great great !!!

I know you will have a lot of work in your hands, but it will be legendary

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Videos of the Keynote addresses, the opening event of history's first Shrunken Women Con.

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Some low quality videos of the auctions. Better videos coming soon!

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OOOOOOPS, WAIT, they started moving now, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I love the dancing ones, so cool

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Sometimes you have to tout the merchandise to work up the crowd in an auction and bring in the big bids!

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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The winners of the auctions didn't wait to get their girls home, but opened the wrapping right there at the banquet hall!

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FINE DINE, lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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With proper motivation, nothing is physically impossible.

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Some smaller hard working ladies.

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While the VIP's were enjoying themselves in their private banquet hall, the general convention attendees were also partying it up around the bar-top performances.

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And the mini-sommelier's champagne uncorking acts were a big hit.

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Some oldsters getting into the groove!

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At least each mini can´t say she was all alone, at least that, LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Another auction winner getting his money's worth.

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I like how winners enjoy their collectibles right there in public and the rest of the public is just going about their business, not around him like voyeurs...

I guess inside this secret auction meet, this has become the norm, we try our collectibles on th spot and wont wait to get home

SO INDECENT, SO EXCITING !!!

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I like how winners enjoy their collectibles right there in public and the rest of the public is just going about their business, not around him like voyeurs...

I guess inside this secret auction meet, this has become the norm, we try our collectibles on th spot and wont wait to get home

SO INDECENT, SO EXCITING !!!

Its like the illuminati, you have to show that you're commited to the lifestyle or you won't be invited to the big fun events.

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Some more bar-top dancers.

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And the sample rack. The girls are trying hard to get selected, or its the kitchen for them!