



Today was K-Day.
June Robinson was the last woman in the world you would think would embrace her inner black and white TV Mom. Seven years ago, she had been a twenty-six year old glamour model who worked the car and boat expo circuit. That’s when she had met her ex-husband, Mike Robinson.
Mike was a multimillionaire originally looking for a little something on the side. Her professional attire not withstanding, June wasn’t going to jump in the sack with Mike after a couple of drinks and some cheap jewelry.
It wasn’t exactly a whirlwind romance, but June was soon wife number four.
June quickly settled into the role of traditional housewife. This included being a parent to a then eleven year old Kevin, Mike’s son from wife number two. Truth be told, June was a better parent to her stepson than his father or his biological mother had ever been.
Mike had no problems with June wanting to emulate the TV mothers of more than a half century ago, as long as she understood his needs always came first.
Mike soon learned his needs didn’t always come first. Within a couple of years, Mike was working on wife number five.
June was left with a hefty divorce settlement. She also kept custody of Kevin (de facto, if not de jure), with the silent blessing of Kevin’s biological parents, who only wanted Kevin around to trot out on special occasions.
June happily threw herself into the role of supportive mother. Unbeknownst to her, she was also known as a MILF. THE MILF, against whom other MILFs were judged and found wanting.
It was not long after Kevin’s eighteenth birthday that Karen declared a particular Friday as K-Day. The day she was going to enter the “No Mom Zone” that was Kevin’s room and give it the cleaning that it required.


