"Happy birthday to me," Simone sang to herself, softly and miserably, as she stared out over the marshlands that butted up to the back of her house. Actually, not so much a house as a mansion on palatial grounds, surrounded on three sides by pristine national forests.
Simone had no reason to be miserable. She was the eighteen year old (just turned eighteen today!) daughter and only child of one of the richest men in her part of the country. She could have pretty much anything she wanted. She had access to all the best teachers, all the best doctors, all the best coaches, all the --- well, the point is, she could learn to do anything she wanted.
In addition, Simone was attractive. And not just attractive. She was beautiful. Hot even.
That last part was her problem.
Poor little rich girl.
Simone didn't mind being rich and talented. It fit in with the plans she had ever since she was a little girl.
When Simone was five, her father had bought a January 1934 edition of Doc Savage Magazine. He let his daughter read the scanned images of each page. Simone was immediately hooked. Right then and there, Simone decided she wanted to be the Rule #63 version of Doc Savage. She immediately started training for it.
She also started working on gathering her Fabulous Five. By the time she was fifteen, she had three of them. There was Stan, who was a math and physics nerd. Wes, who could build anything electronic. And Lonnie, whose extended family allowed him to get anything the group needed or wanted.
By age sixteen, Simone's plan hit a speed bump. Or lack of speed bumps. Simone's plan for herself required her to grow a pair of breasts that were at least a B cup, but no larger than a C cup. Simone wanted to be attractive, but she wanted to be adventuress attractive, not Victoria's Secret model attractive.
When her body didn't cooperate, Simone resigned herself to the Keira Knightley look.
Then Simone's hormones kicked in with a vengeance. By the time her hormones subsided, Simone was wearing a 32F bra.
Simone felt personally betrayed. None of the women in her family had supersized breasts. No one would take Simone seriously, not with large breasts that looked even larger due to her flat stomach, tiny waist and tight body. The damn things threw her off balance all the time. And they might be gravity defying now, but she knew she'd be tripping over the damn things in two decades' time.
Simone sighed dramatically as she mourned her fate.
