Asuka: "Mari, why the hell did you bring us here?"
Mari: *Click* "Oh you know, I just wanted us to have some girl time ya know."
Asuka: "Bullshit, tell us what you really have in mind. AND STOP TAKING SELFIES, DAMMIT!"
Misato: *sigh* "Mari, just tell us what's going on?"
Mari: "Ohhh fine. Jeez, you guys need to lighten up. I just wanted us to go and give Shinji a pleasurable time since he's been taking care of us so well."
Asuka: "...."
Misato: "...."
Rei: "I agree with Makinami. Shinji has done much for us and the 4 of us working together to alleviate pent up stress would be good for all of us."
Mari: "HELL YEAH, REI! I knew you were a great friend! We got 2 down 2 to go."
Misato: "Well since she put it that way, as his guardian I have to help Shinji to the best of my capabilities."
Asuka: "You idiots better not fuck this up!"
Mari: "Oooohhhh! Feisty! Sounds like someone wants to make this a competition."
Asuka: "Just shut up and go."
Rei: "Don't be worried Asuka. Shinji has shown that he cares and loves us equally."
Asuka: "SHUT UP!"
Misato: "Maybe we should've picked different outfits?"
Mari: "Believe it or not, Shinji has a thing for us in these suits."
*They went off to Shinji's room only to find that they couldn't open the door. The next morning, when Shinji woke up to check on the ladies only to find himself facing 4 angry and aroused shrunken women and he spent the whole day on the floor being pleasured by and yelled at by his shrunken women.*
