Eat or Keep Tournament Edition (Updated 12-12-24)

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Welcome to the Eat or Keep Tournament Edition. The rules are simple. One celebrity or semi celebrity will be selected from a country to compete with another. You the audience will decide who becomes a pet and survives into the next tier. Now let's give a round of applause for the OG shrinker himself Dr. Cyclops!

*applause*

Thank you. Dr. Cyclops here was nice enough to shrink our victims...ahem I mean our contestants for our Tournament. Every woman here thinks that the shrunking is part of a breakthrough modeling art and wants to be the "First" to be featured. None of them know their lives as singers, actresses, models, etc. are over. Now for our first matchup. It's a rivalry going back over a thousand years...The United Kingdom vs. France!

Representing the UK is...




Lily James. Born in Esher United Kingdom, Lily is a 35 year old actress appearing in movies like Cinderella and Baby Driver. She was 5'7 before being shrink but now stuck at a more...preferable 3.29 inches. Let's hear it for Lily James.

*applause*

And representing France...




Gaia Weiss. 32 years old, Weiss was born in Paris France and became a actress and model. She's known for playing Marie Antoinette and Thoruun in Vikings. Before this she was 5'11 but now stands at a nice little 3.5 inches. Lets hear it for Gaia Weiss.

*applause*

Now for the vote. Which one makes it to the next round? Who will become the sex toy she's only good for now and who will become a tasty snack to slide down the throat of a lucky audience member? Vote now! Voting will end in 5 days.

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Fun idea! ^^

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The votes are in. At 86% Gaia Weiss has been eliminated. Lily James is the winner! Lili will advance to the next round representing the UK. Now for taking care of our first ladies. Audience member #34 please come on down! Congratulations sir you've been randomly chosen to eat eat Miss Weiss alive. Ah, here she comes now.

"Put me down. PUT ME DOWN!".

Sorry folks, just ignore her. She's been in the cage along with Miss James for the last five days and is a little...annoyed. Here you go sir. Take you time eating her. She's famous after all.

"Eat? NO! No please!"

And there she goes in folks. The legs, and her little feet. She's all the way in. He's swallowing! He's swallowing Gaia Weiss! Whew. Mouthful huh? How was she?

"Delicious. The way she screamed going down. I can still feel her moving around".

Well enjoy it for the next few minutes. They usually stop after a few minutes. As for Lily, let's check her out. Oh...I think she's busy folks. Remember, the winner does become a sex toy. for one of our lucky audience members chosen at random like #34 here. For the sake of privacy they won't be shown. And now for this week's matchup...Sauerkraut vs. spaghetti. BMW vs. Bugatti. That's right folks it's Germany vs. Italy.

Representing Germany...








Alica Schmidt

Alica is a literal world class athlete. 25 years old from Worms, Germany, Alica was once voted "world's sexiest athlete" in 2017. She currently has 5 million Instagram followers and is slated to be part of the 2024 summer Olympics. Well, she was until we shrunk her. Currently she's "modeling" for us as you can see. And now for her competition.

Representing Italy...








Giorgia Palmas

Giorgia is 42 years old but she doesn't look it. An Italian television personality, actress and model. She became famous following her appearances on the Italian television show "Striscia la notizia". With numerous movie and tv roles, Giorgia has also been a model with just as much fanfare on paper as well as film. Voted "Miss World Europe" and "MIss Italy" in 2000, she's used to winning polls so to speak. But will that work in her favor here or will she become a lucky's contestant's snack?

Who will become a sex toy and who will become food? Vote in this week's matchup to determine who wins and who loses! Voting will end in five days.

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The voting is over. Alicia Schmidt will advance to the next round! However, that means Giorgia Palmas has been eliminated. And whoo...did she lose. with 100% of the vote, she will be eaten. Audience member #70 come on down! So, you ready to eat a celeb?

"Honestly, I'm a little nervous. I;ve never eaten anyone before"
Well you're about to get your chance. Here she comes now!
"Oh god! Someone help me! Why are you just staring?! HELP ME!"
"Let go of me! Please...I have a family. Please don't eat me. No.."
And there she goes folks. Guess Italy will have to find another beauty queen. How was she?
"Oh god she tasted amazing! I could actually taste her p*ssy on my tongue. Oh, can I say p*ssy on tv?"
Don't worry that why we got censors.
"Man I want to eat another!"
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And now for our next contestants...

More like siblings than countries. ALways getting confused with the other. Always competing abouts who's better. It's Portugal vs. Spain!

For Portugal...






Angie Costa. 24 years old and born in Coimbra, Portugal, Angie quickly rose to fame debuting on Youtube. A professional singer, Angie has been cranking out hits since 2018 and doesn't show any sign of stopping...at least till she was shrunk. And now for her competition...







Ona Carbonell Ballestero. Born In Barcelona Spain, Ona is a professional swimmer and only recently retired. At 34 years old she may seem handicapped by her age compared to Angie but Ona has shown she's not one to underestimate. While training for the 2020 Olympics, she gave birth and then began training again just a few weeks later. While coming in seventh, Ona showed she has what it takes to fight the odds. Lets see if she can do that here. So which one gets the be the sex object and the other a snack? Voting ends in five days.

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The votes and counting is over. This was the closest one yet folks! Your favorite announcer had to cast the deciding vote this time! With 55% of the vote, Ona Carbonell get eaten and Angie Costa goes on to the next round. Uh oh...I hear Ms. Carbonell just found out backstage she's going to be eaten. She somehow escaped her handler. I guess we'll get back to her later. Anyways...Congrats Portugal. I'm sure you're proud right now you favorite girl gets to be a shrunken sex slave this week. And now for our next contestants...

Emerald Isle vs. the fjords. Both have sexy women but who will prevail this week? It's Ireland vs. Norway!

Representing Ireland is...








Georgia Grace Martin is a 29 year old model born in Ireland. Oddly, she's been very quiet as to where though. In the past 6 years she's developed a huge following that shows no sign of stopping. Will that following work for or against her this week?

And for Norway...








Frida Aasen

Frida Aasen is a 29 year old model just like Georgia and comes from Kristiansand, Norway. Both could be said to be rivals as both actually have modeled for the same companies such as Victoria's Secret. This one might be personal folks. Wait, they're telling me now that actually is the case as Frida signed up for our fake "Shrunken model shoot" as soon as she heard Georgia did. Hmm, well good luck with that Frida.

And now voting will be opened. Who goes to the next round and who gets a one way trip down someone's throat? Vote within the five days our poll will be open.

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The votes are in and with 67% of the vote Frida Aasen ends up on the menu. Georgia Grace Martin goes on to the quarterfinals. Now for our lucky audience member #55. Come on down! Hello ma'am, you excited to eat Ms. Aasen?

"So much but umm...I want to have a little fun first so is it possible I can do it later?"

Perfectly fine. We have a to go bag if you prefer. She will be ready for you at the end of this week's show.

And now for this week's matchup...both have mountains and lands steeped in mythos. Warrior women of the past nw battling it out on the modeling stage...it's Iceland vs. Greece!

Representing Iceland is...






Arna Yr Jonsdottir

At 29, Arna is "all rounder". Born in Kópavogur, Iceland, Arna is a model, pagent winner, and pole vaulter athlete. Fist winning Ms. Iceland back in 2015, Ara went on to win more pageants including Ms. Iceland Universe. Nike went on to include her a a model in their brand. Nowadays she's a model when she has time from her mommy job. And now for her competition...






Mariana Dassiou

Mariana is an interesting woman as her name has multiple spellings. 29 years old and from Athens, Greece, Mariana is mostly know as a digital influencer but has recently started to model professionally. Unlike other influencers, she also acts as a credible travel photographer while giving insight for tourists during her travel shoots. She's not just a pretty face folks. Let's hear it for Mariana!

Which will it be this week. Who's the treat and who's the toy. Vote now!

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The votes are in and Arna Yr Jonsdottir with 80% of the votes gets eaten. Audience member #21 come on down!

"What's she saying?"

"Not a clue. I don't speak Icelandic. Probably something like don't eat me or let me go. Anyways here you go. Make sure to...okay then..."

"I couldn't wait"

Hope you at least savored how she tasted. Anyways, the next round! People get them mixed up all the time. Hell many people don't even know which is which on the map. It's Sweden vs. Finland!

For Finland...





Kiira Korpi

Kiira Korpi is a 35 year old retired world figure skater. Born in Tampere, Finland Kiira has barely aged and looks much younger due to her active lifestyle. Kiira spends most of her time as a athlete ambassador and part time model. Needless to say she's not the kind to let retirement slow her down. As for her competition.








Alicia Vikander

Alicia Vikander, also 35 years old, comes from Gothenburg, Sweden. Alicia is a very well known actress who began her career at 7 years old and hasn't stopped since. Alicia is a activist and jumped at the chance to be shrunk and model saying it was important for a woman to be featured to be the first shrunken model. She even asked for an extra photo for us. Well...I don't think its going to work out the way she thinks folks. As to her fate that's up to you!

Who gets eaten? WHo gets to survive as a plaything? Voting starts now and will end in five days.

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The voting is over and the results are in. With 60% of the vote, Kiira Korpii ends up tonight's dinner. Will audience member #9 come on down! Hello ma'am. Are you excited to eat a shrunken celeb?

"Oh my god. I can't wait to eat her. Have you seen her legs?"

"I think a lot fo people have. And here she comes. Careful there, she's a wriggler. You got her?"

"I got her. Stop fighting you tiny shit. This is happening whether you like it or not. That's better. I'm going to enjoy this> Excuse me"

And there she goes folks to the green room to enjoy her prize. Don't worry folks. We got cameras there so you can see the excitement on our "Eat or Keep After Dark Special". Our Europe segment is starting to wrap up but we got a few contestants left. On that note, onto our next matchup. Either it be architecture, food, or athletes, these two countries have a competition going back a few centuries. It's Denmark vs. Czech Republic.

For Denmark...







Maja Kraig.

Maja, a 28 year old swimsuit model from Copenhagen, Denmark was very eager to be shrunk down to 3.79 inches. From her own words..."It's a very exciting experience to be part of this. Over the years I've enjoyed pushing the artistic boundaries of modeling". Maja got her start modeling at the age of 8 and hasn't slowed down since. Oddly, she has shown no interest in acting. Now for her competition...

For Czech Republic...







Carly Kirstenova

Carly, a 26 year old out of Prague, has a more diverse background than her competition but less experience overall. Known as a "Internet Personality" Carly has branched out into directing, modeling, and music...mostly for her self starred reality show debuting in 2014 when she was 16. Recently though she has began to make a name for herself traveling and modeling showing she's not a one trick pony. Carly was quick to agree to be shrunk for us today wanting the experience to be a possible push to international stardom.

And now for the voting. Who gets eaten and who goes on to the Europe quarterfinals? The swimsuit queen or the Insta Princess? Voting will be open for five days.

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And with 66% of the vote, Carly Kirstenova gets eaten and Maja goes on to the quarterfinals. Audience member #77 come on down. And one very upset Carly is yours to eat.

"Actually, before I do that..."

(Pulls pants top back and drops a screaming Carly inside)

Well, She may have not eaten but apparently Carly is about to take up a temporary hobby of umm...woodworking.

We got only two matchups left before the quarterfinals...

Romania vs. Slovenia

For Romania...





Inna

Elena Alexandra Apostoleanu, age 37, known professionally as Inna, is a Romanian singer. Born in Mangalia and raised in Neptun, Inna has made a name for herself not just as a singer but as a model as well. If she's not behind a microphone, she's on the beach. Inna is hot competition this time with a large fan following. This 5'4 now 3 inch tall little lady is going to hard to beat. as for her competition...

From Slovenia...




Ana Vurcer, a 39 year old native of Maribor, Slovenia is a singer, violinist, and teacher. Considered the premiere songstress of Slovenia, Ana tends to live a mostly quiet life except during the summer months where she shows off her body in Instagram. This si how ee found her folks and she agreed to be shrunk for her followers. Lucky us. Now, will that luck be also on her side or not?

Time to vote. As usual, the vote will be open for five days.

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With 80% of the vote, Ana Vercer ends up on the menu and Inna goes to the semifinals. Audience member #8 come on down.

"Damn I was hoping for Inna"

Well beggars can't be choosers. Careful she's a biter.

"So am I. Come here"

Ooh...turn away if you're squeamish. Wow you can hear those tiny bones crunch. Here's a napkin.

Ahem...anyways the last matchup for this tier. Austria vs. Hungary.

For Austria...








Nadine Leopold

Nadine, a 30 year old model from Wolfsberg, Carinthia, Austria, has been modeling since she was 16. When she heard who her competition was he demanded to enter and be shrunk. This veteran Victoria's Secret model isn't one to just roll over. Well...unless she's paid to. as for her competition...

From Hungary...








Vanessa Axente

Vanessa, a 28 year old native of Nagylengyel, Hungary is a true pro model. AT the age of 14, her older sister, a model herself, convinced her to start modeling and she hasn't stopped since. Hungary, Singapore, Japan...she's lived around modeling for big names like Prada, Calvin Klein, Louis Vuitton, Tommy Hilfiger and a lot of others. In her own words..."bring shrunk to model...at least that's original". Well let's show her what' she's in for folks. As usual the vote will be open for five days.

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Well it must suck to be Vanessa Axente because she got 100% of the vote and therefore gets eaten.

"YOU BASTARDS! NOT ONE OF YOU WANTED TO SPARE ME!"

Now now Ms. Axente, don't be a sore loser.

"SORE LOSER?! YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN' EAT ME!"

Audience member #81 why don't you go...see to her. And that does it for the Preliminaries Europe Division. Please tune to https://shrunken-women-board.com/phpBB ... =22&t=6902 for the quarterfinals.

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And now for our next segment of the tournament. Since we have finished the Europe Division, It's time we moved onto the Asia Division. We got a new location for our patron audience and a fresh batch of unsuspecting shrunken models and celebrities to compete for the Asia Shrunken Sex Pet of 2024. And now for our first matchup...

Once upon a time they were one until war spit them in half. Now they hate one another. It's a tale as old as time. Yes, it's North Korea vs. South Korea. For North Korea we have...




Abbie Ratay

Wait...Isn't she like a porn star? How does that work with a country like North Korea?

"I do this to know the greatness of North Korea. I will volunteer to be shrunk by your decadent capitalist technology and represent our glorious leader!"

Uhh..okay.

Abbie Ratay was presumably born in Pyongyang North Korea in 1984 making her 40 years old but at some point she escaped North Korea. Odd how she's repping them now. Anyways, she's a model and MMA enthusiast. as for her competition...







Jessica Jung

Born In San Francisco, Jessica decided to represent South Korea for our little...project. As she put it her modeling career began there and being one of the first shrunken models just feels right to represent them. At 35 years old, Jessica has made a name for herself as a singer, songwriter, writer, and actress. Long were the days she was a teen Kpop idol with Girls' Generation.

Voting beings now. Who ends up this weeks sex toy and who ends up a snack for a lucky audience member? Voting ends in five days.

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And with 80% of the vote, Abbie Ratay is our first asian contestant to be knocked out of the competition and ends up a snack for one of our audience members. # 47 come on down. And here comes our unlucky contestant.

"I hope you choke on me you capitalist pig! For the glory of..."

*crunch crunch squelch squelch gulp*

"I think I just did everyone a favor there"

Yeah...ahem and now for the next matchup. Neighbors with both troubled pasts. Rivals for centuries. It's Vietnam vs. Cambodia.

For Vietnam...







Ngoc Trinh

Ms. Trinh was born in Cầu Quan, Vietnam. 35 years old, she's both a professional model and actress. Recently she's been a kinda bad girl back in Vietnam for popping wheelies with her motorcycle and was arrested and given a suspended year sentence. Ms. Trinh showed great enthusiasm to be shrunk for just the experience alone. As for her competition...

For Cambodia...







Somnang Alyna

Ms. Alyna 23, years of age was born in Phnom Penh, Cambodia and is also a professional model. However is may have more notoriety as she was once crowned as Miss Universe Cambodia 2019. As Miss Universe Cambodia, she represented Cambodia at the Miss Universe 2019 pageant. She also represented Cambodia at the Miss International 2023 placing 16th. She may be a model but she's no dummy. A student of Pannasastra University of Cambodia, she majored in International Relations including learning various languages.

Who will prevail? Will it be Ms. Trinh or Ms. Alyna? You decide. Voting is open for the next five days.

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With 80% of the vote, Somnang Alya ends up on the menu and Ngoc Trinh goes onto the quarterfinals. Thanks for playing Ms. Alyna. Come on down number 71! Time to enjoy some Cambodian!

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"She wriggled all the way down. Funny how she didn't even scream"

Some don't. Shock, maybe even fascination who knows. Now our next matchup is underway. One is known for two different names. The other known for anything for a price. Its Myanmar vs. Thailand!

For Myanmar...






Amara Bo

Born in Mandalay, Myanmar (Burma), Amara is 26 years old and a professional model, and actress. She is a Computer Science graduate and she recently ran as Miss Myanmar 2023 in the MIss Universe pageant. During her offtime as a model, Amara specializes in running charity events in Myanmar. Now for her competition...

From Thailand...







Minnie

Nicha Yontararak, 26 years old, born October 23, 1997, known professionally as Minnie, is a Thai singer, composer and actress based in South Korea. She is a member of South Korean girl group (G)I-dle. Minnie has chosen to represent Thailand for this historic occasion. "Being shrunk and modeling hasn't been done before and I'd like for my home country to get some credit in it" she told us. Well thanks Minnie.

The contestants are set. Who wins this contest of shrunken hotties? You decide! Voting starts now!

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With 75% of the vote, Minnie is on the menu and Amara Bo goes on to the next round. Audience member #33 come on down!

"She's not moving"

Yeah she fainted when a backstage worker told her what was going to happen. I assure you she's alive.

*slurp*

"Well she tastes good anyways. Oh she's waking up. Hmm...delicious"

Take you time. In the meanwhile I'll announce the next matchup. We're going into the battle of the stans! When the USSR broke up it left a lot of countries ending with stan and a melting pot of ethic backgrounds. First up is Kazakhstan vs. Uzbekistan.

For Kazakhstan...







Lena Tronina

Lena, age 34, was born in Ridder, Kazakhstan and is a model and actress. Already shorty at 5'4, she's now a portable 3.39 inches tall. Starring in multiple tv and movies, she's making a name for herself on the international stage. Will this rise to fame work in her favor? For her competition...

For Uzbekistan...







Natasha Alam

Natasha, age 51, seems not to have aged much just like her vampire character she played in the hit tv show True Blood. Born in Tashkent, Uzbekistan, Natasha has been in the game for a long time. Starting off moving to Moscow to model, there she was until the USSR fell. She branched out and ended up moving to the US to be an actress in 2002 and never looked back. With over 30 different acting credits to her name since then, Natasha is a seasoned worker of stage and screen and has a cult following. Nataasha was very eager to be shrunk adding to it saying" its a nice change of pace".

Who gets eaten and who ends up a pet? You decide. Voting ends in five days.

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With 67% of the vote, Natasha Alam is eliminated and Lena Tronia moves on. Audience member #15 come on down. Careful she's a biter.

"I got her. Just have to squeeze"

*screams dying down*

*slurping and sucking GULP*

"She's still moving. Damn I had no idea how good that feels"

Enjoy it while you can. They usually stop after four minutes. Ahem, and now for out next matchup. We had to dig deep for this one folks because their home countries don't believe in sharing pretty girls with others. It's Afghanistan vs. Iran.

For Afghanistan...






Mozhdah Jamalzadah

Mozhdah, born in Kabul Afghanistan is a 42 year old Afghan Canadian singer, actress, model and activist. Jamalzadah formerly hosted The Mozhdah Show in Afghanistan, which discussed social issues such as women's rights. Literally known as the 'Oprah of Afghanistan", Mozhdah returned to Kabul in 2009 to create her tv show with Oprah's help. Quickly rising to fame, SHe made a name for herself internationally influencing others to leave the country for personal freedom. Shockingly, it appears she stayed when the country fell back to Taliban control. Mozhdah had no fear whatsoever when we shrunk her. Will that courage gain her extra sympathy with our voters?

And now for Iran...







Sadaf Taherian

Sadaf, a 36 year old and born in Tehran, Iran, is an Iranian model and former actress. She has had appearances in Iranian movies and television. Sadaf left Iran around 2010 After leaving the country, Taherian posted unveiled images of herself on Facebook and Instagram that were denounced by Iran's ministry of culture and Islamic guidance as a personal middle finger to the country's Ministry of Culture. This resulted in getting a permanent ban from acting in Iran. Sadaf didn't give a shit.

Taherian started her modeling career after leaving Iran. She works with cosmetics, beauty and healthcare companies in countries including Turkey and the UAE. She is fluent in Persian, Turkish and English. Sadaf was more than willing to be shrunk and pose for us just to piss off Iran. I don't think it helps she chose to represent them. Now will this spink attitude get her sympathy too? You decide. Voting has begun and will open for the next five days.

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The results are in. With 67% of the vote, Sadaf Taherian is eliminated. Apparently, one of our special patrons has donated to have her all to himself. Good luck Sadaf, you're gonna need it.

And now for the next matchup. Most people couldn't pick them out on a map. Both countries have had to endure crap from their neighbors for decades. Both countries are constantly at the mercy of natural disasters. It's Nepal vs. Bangladesh!

For Nepal...






Dichen Lachman

Dichen, 42 years old, was born in Kathmandu, Nepal. She moved to Australia when she was 12 but is back representing her home country. Many of you may recognize her as she's become a famous international actress. Shows such as Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Dollhouse, Being Human, and Altered Carbon to name a few. Always a risk taker, Dichen quickly agreed to be shrunk down for our competition hoping to stand out as one of the few shrunken models to debut. Let's hope her fame gives her an edge over her competition. Speaking of competition...

From Bangledesh...







Tasnia Farin, 27 years old, was born in the Meherpur district of Khulna, Bangladesh. Making her debut at 20 at the request of her mother, Farin landed as small but crucial role in a local TV series. Since then, she's appeared in numerous shows and films making her a "National Treasure" of Bangledesh. Tasnia jumped at the chance to be shrunk hoping to gain international fame. How will she fare? That's up to you!

Voting begins now and will be open for the next five days.

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With 60% of the vote, Dichen Lachman becomes the snack for audience member #100. Come on down! Wow you seem excited.

"You kidding? I wanted to shrink and eat this bitch since I saw her on Dollhouse"

Well you're getting your chance. Here you go.

"No don't give me to him please!"

*muffled screams*

"Hmm. I think she came on my tongue. So sweet...*gulp*"

And that is they say is that. On to the next round. Everybody forget these two places are in Asia. Two small islands. Its Maldives vs. Sri Lanka!

For the Maldives...







Nazma Nailk

Nazma nailk is an unknown to us surprising us with her out of nowhere volunteering to be shrunk for us. What we have learned is she's 32 years old out of Male, Maldivies. Beginning as a local model, Namza has blossomed out into politics. Elected as the Minister of Education, Namza also served as a TV host using her platform to promote education especially for women. Now for her competition...

For Sri Lanka...







Jacqueline Fernandez

Jacqueline, age 39 and born in Manama, Bahrain, is a melting pot of cultures. Part Sri Lankan, Malaysian, Indian, and Canadian, calling Sri Lanka her home due to her father, she represented Sri Lanka in the Miss Universe pageant in 2006. Jacqueline got her start as a model in India but in time branched out into acting and hasn't looked back since. Jacqueline was nervous about bring shrunk but has came around to it. Will her noriety give her the advantage? Voting is open for the next 5 days.

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This one was closer then most needing a tiebreaker vote! But, with 60% of the vote Nazma Nailk is a snack for lucky audience member #77. I'm getting word that they wish to remain anonymous. Fair enough, you can pick her up backstage. Now for our next match. It's the first of our three major matchups for this region. They hate each other, both nuclear armed, and compete at EVERYTHING. It's Pakistan vs. India!

For Pakistan...









Mawra Hocane, (originally Mawra Hussain) is 32 years old, is an Pakistani TV actress. She was born in Karachi and in her early teens, became a VJ which launched her career into TV. Well known for being a TV actress, she uses her emotional range and pretty face to dazzle the audience. Despite being Pakistani, she actively tries to work with her Indian counterparts on various projects to promote peace and friendship. Mawra was eager to be shrunk down to her now current 4 inches hoping her Indian counterpart will also join her in this "shrunken model friendship project" as we...umm told her.

As for her Indian counterpart...










Mira Patel

Mira, 25 years old from Gujarat, India, is a model, influencer, and fledgling businesswoman. Unlike her competition Mawra, Mira isn't under the state religious restrictions and she's made it clear she's not shy about showing off her body. In fact, I've been told she's been flirting with our staff since she was shrunk. Mira got worldwide recognition when she modled for a Maxim: India edition of the magazine. She may be younger and flashier then her competition but is that an advantage or disadvantage?

Voting is now open and will end in five days. Reminder that if you have a suggestion for a country that hasn't been featured yet, please send it to me in a PM.

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*screams*

Uh oh. Seems like Mawra Hocane just found out she lost and gonna end up in some lucky guy's stomach. Well, getting 60% of the vote will do that. Sorry but that how this tournament works.

"YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"

Pretty sure we can.

Now onto our next match. One gets a lot of rain, the other gets a lot of sunshine. Both get earthquakes. Its Bangladesh vs. Indonesia!

For Bangladesh...







Mehazabien Chowdhury

Mehazabien Chowdhury is a Bangladeshi actress and model. Born in Chittagong, Bangladesh, this 33 year old celeb doesn't know the meaning of the word vacation. Doing an average of 8 Tv shows a year, she has over 90 TV contributions to her name. That's not including plays and teledramas. Mehazabien jumped at the chance to be shrunk to get ahead of any competition. Speaking of competition...

For Indonesia...







Tyas Mirasih

Tyas, at 37 years old, is a Indonesian actress, model, and presenter. Born in Jakarta Indonesia. Tyas started off as a model and branched right into Film and TV soon after. Not having the extensive background as her competition, It's still high and shows no sign of slowing down. Tyas was a little more anxious about being shrunk but seems to have come around. Now its up to you to decide who's going to prevail. Voting has begun and will end in 5 days.

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Someone tell Bangladesh they're about to be down an actress. With 75% of the vote, Mehazabien Chowdhury has been eliminated. Oh dear I do believe she fainted at the news. Don't worry she'll still taste good going down audience member #34. Now onto our next contestants.

They have strict as hell laws and its your ass if you so much as drop a cigarette butt on the ground. Its Malaysia vs. Singapore.

For Malaysia...







Janna Nick

Nurul Jannah Muner also known as Janna Nick is a 34 year old pop and R&B singer from Sungai Petani, Kedah, Malaysia. Starting her career in acting in 2012, Janna has appeared in numerous Tv shows using her mixed heritage to speak multiple languages. In 2017 she began her music career that's so far been highly successful. Janna was oddly very excited to be shrunk to her new height of 3.6 inches tall but we believe that might be linked to her bipolar disorder she admitted to having last year. We doubt she'll be so happy about being a tiny later on. As for her competition...

From Singapore...







Tila Tequila

That's right, we got the actual Tila Tequila herself to agree to be shrunk and join our tournament. Nguyễn Thị Thiên Thanh better known as Tila Tequila, is 43 years old from Singapore. A literal wild child, Tila began her rebellion against her parents and culture at age 11, stealing cars by 15, and getting her nickname Tequila being allergic to alcohol. Tila ended up moving to California to start her modeling career. After modeling for a host of magazines, she was scouted for a reality show that really put her on the map. Believe it or not she was most responsible for the rise and fall of Myspace with the highest fan count there. After her reality show where she was the star, it seemed her fame would only grow until she fucked up and praised Hitler. Since then Tila has struggled to remain relevant. Apparently she thinks being shrunk and modeling will help with that.

Voting has begun and will be open for the next five days.

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And Welcome back to Eat or Keep Tournament Edition. We hope you had a good Thanksgiving break and to one of our lucky audience members we hope you didn't spoil your appetite on leftovers. With 60% of the vote Telia Tequila is eliminated! Audience member #9 come on down. Its time to down some Tequila!

While that's going on lets talk about open suggestions for our massive two remaining matchups for the Asian division. We are open to suggestions for Russia, China, Japan, and Australia! Don't be shy and send me a message about who you should think should be nominated. Of course you will remain anonymous. And now on to our next matchup. It's Philippines vs. Laos!

For the Philippines...









Kelsey Merritt

Kelsey, 28 years old, born on October 1, 1996, in Angeles City, Pampanga, Philippines has been modeling since she was young. She didn't get her big break until 2017 when she began modeling for various fashion and cosmetic companies. In 2018 she became the first Filipino American model for Victoria's Secret Runway fashion show. Recently, Kelsey has relied on Instagram to grow her name. Today she's holping to break another fashion record being the first Filipino American shrunken model. As for her competition...

From Laos







Vilouna Phetmany

Vilouna, age seemingly 28, as she has not disclosed her birthday, Phetmany was born to Laotian family and raised in Vientiane, Laos. She began modeling after high school although modeling at the time meant representing Laotian culture and strong values rather than selling clothes. As Laos began to open up to the outside world, she found it difficult to secure bookings as Laotian people preferred light skinned models. She persisted and eventually succeeded in modeling and then as a pop star, TV personality, and actress in commercials. In 2016, she stared in her breakout role but since gravitated back to Laotian tv shows. She hopes being shrunk will give her international fame.

Voting is open. Who goes up and who goes down...someone's throat. Voting ends in five days.

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Welcome back to the Eat or Keep Tournament Edition. Sorry for the delay as we had to relocate as INTERPOL was getting a little too close for comfort. Anyways, with 60% of the vote Vilouna Phetmany ends up vore style disqualified. Sorry Vilouna but that's how democracy works. One wins and the other gets eaten. Audience member #99 is our lucky winner. Oh i see. Well, she'll be waiting after today's show. Now on tour our next matchup.

Hold on. We got a last minute change. Because Russia is so big, we're having a contest with just them this time.

For our first Russian contestant...







Yulia Peresild

Yulia, 40 years old and born in Pskov Russia, is a singer, actress, and even a cosmonaut. Her breakout role was in 2010 but her weird calim to fame was starring in a Russian reality documentary having her on board Soyuz MS-19. If you want go see it. For those liking upskirt and barefoot shots there's plenty of them as she floats around in zero G. Always pushing boundaries, Yulia was enthusiastic to being shrunk. Next up...







Maria Sharapova

Maria, age 37, was born in Nyagan Russia. One of the most famous tennis players in the world in the last 25 years, Maria has made a name for herself with countless wins in tennis tournaments around the world. Winning her first world ranking at 18, Maria rocketed to fame. If she wasn't hitting balls, she was modeling. Considering Venus Williams her rival, Maria will do anything to win, including doping. Caught more than once and suspended for two years, Maria hasn't let her competitive spirit wane. Let's see how that works out for her here.







Alyona Mikhailova

Alyona, born in Perm Russia, is a 29 year old actress. Coming out of nowhere, Alyona rocketed to fame in 2019 and has apparently knocked it out of the park with subsequent roles since. Alyona quickly agreed to being shrunk hoping to find western recognitions and fame she can use to expand her career into the worldwide screen. Lets see if that works...

Voting is open and will stay open for the next five days.