What are his chances. I like Trump because he's totally nuts! I hope if he wins, we can then invade Taiwan, and offer the island to China, as a good will gesture. That way we can get lot of Chinese electric cars on the cheap.
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Chosen between the insane and senile and the just senile candidate sounds silly.
Why not go for an independent candidate?
Why not go for an independent candidate?
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Not evil enough for you? 
If you saw this speech, you would understand.........probably one of the scariest things as an American citizen I've ever witnessed.
If you saw this speech, you would understand.........probably one of the scariest things as an American citizen I've ever witnessed.
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Vote Libertarian in 2024 and naturally, Aubrey Plaza as VP
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Honestly since I am an Imperialist now... I will Probably Vote for Cthulhu.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu7dtcVWsrU
Could this be where Biden was manufactured?!?! If so, we need a replacement!
Could this be where Biden was manufactured?!?! If so, we need a replacement!
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Josh the Cyborg wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 8:49 amHonestly since I am an Imperialist now... I will Probably Vote for Cthulhu.
But what exactly are Cthulhu policies? What does Cthulhu stand for?
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Minimum of googling provides this years slogans
"Unleash Chaos and Change the World!"
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"No lives matter"
Also I found a quick interview excerpt back from 2003, but I'm sure they won't have changed their minds drastically since then:
Q)We were wondering what great Cthulhu's stance was on foreign policy/ foreign aid?
A) The Great Cthulhu views our foreign neighbors as equals to the United States. It encourages trade in all forms, including slave trade, child trafficking, and it will continue to give Primary Trading Partner status to the country which sells the most children worldwide.
Q)How will Cthulhu deal with a strongly bipartisan Congress? How does Cthulhu plan to deal with the budget deficit? Has Cthulhu yet chosen a running mate? If so, who is it, and from whence did it come? Given that the candidate is now dead and dreaming in the Pacific, what measures will be taken to speed its awakening should it be elected president?
A) Cthulhu will have no problem dealing with Congress, as they will be the first to be eaten. The budget deficit will shrink drastically once Cthulhu cuts unnecessary spendings like Defense, Welfare and Social Security. Mass support of Cthulhu will raise the its awareness of the need to take control of our suffering country, and should lead to its return. The Great Cthulhu will awaken in time to take its presidential oath.
"Unleash Chaos and Change the World!"
and
"No lives matter"
Also I found a quick interview excerpt back from 2003, but I'm sure they won't have changed their minds drastically since then:
Q)We were wondering what great Cthulhu's stance was on foreign policy/ foreign aid?
A) The Great Cthulhu views our foreign neighbors as equals to the United States. It encourages trade in all forms, including slave trade, child trafficking, and it will continue to give Primary Trading Partner status to the country which sells the most children worldwide.
Q)How will Cthulhu deal with a strongly bipartisan Congress? How does Cthulhu plan to deal with the budget deficit? Has Cthulhu yet chosen a running mate? If so, who is it, and from whence did it come? Given that the candidate is now dead and dreaming in the Pacific, what measures will be taken to speed its awakening should it be elected president?
A) Cthulhu will have no problem dealing with Congress, as they will be the first to be eaten. The budget deficit will shrink drastically once Cthulhu cuts unnecessary spendings like Defense, Welfare and Social Security. Mass support of Cthulhu will raise the its awareness of the need to take control of our suffering country, and should lead to its return. The Great Cthulhu will awaken in time to take its presidential oath.
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